My Extended Absence Explained, or, We Can Talk Kitties or We Can Talk Water...
Alright alright alright ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT alright alright I haven’t died. And I haven’t given up the blog, either. The reason you heard from me zero times last week is… wait for it…...
View ArticleThe Kittens at Ten Weeks, or, Know Thy Friggin’ Audience
Sure, I could clear a day this weekend to make a few recipes instead of posting more kitten photos. But my blog stats would seem to indicate that you come for the recipes, and stay for the fluff...
View ArticleFriday Cat Trapping Verdict…
Two meows trapped. Both little meows. Both within 1 minute of setting the traps. DAYUM I’m good! Pay no attention to my previous stories of woeful trapping inadequacy. They no longer count!...
View ArticleGarden Update, or, My Homestead is So Alternative Even My Farm Cats Have Tattoos
Things are sprouting! Babies of all sorts are growing up in the yard, and the one in the image above is especially exciting to me. Remember those Moon ‘n Stars Watermelons I talked about? Well,...
View ArticleMy Cucumbers are the Cutest, or, Gardening With Slinkies for Fun and No...
Now, when I say I’m working a slinky or six into the homestead, I naturally mean that completely literally. Check it out. I’m basically just giving my cucumbers one more place to hang ten while...
View ArticleMy Chicago Garden Mid-July, or, I’ve Revoked My Plants’ YouTube Privileges...
Wondering what I’ve been up to, besides trying to find refrigerator space for bowls upon bowls of pickling cucumbers? Well, for starters, I have a baby sugar pie punkin rapidly growing to eatin’...
View ArticleBig News, or, I Will Personally Whore Myself Out to the First Person Who Can...
I’ve been conspicuously absent around here. ABSENT, I TELL YOU! And that is because The Boy and i have been busy working on something. And that something is… well, okay, yeah, this… and I...
View ArticlePotato Harvest 2012, or, Stop Stepping on My Vegetables
Unlike last year’s potato harvest, this time there were no pirate hats, accidental Mexicans, or dead bodies. There was, however, a steep drop in productivity. I don’t think I need to tell you...
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